Because I am not a cow.
Ok, ok, calm down. This blog is meant to be funny/cliche/ironic/truthful. In order to enjoy, you MUST have a sense of humor. If you don't have one, watch video of Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann. Doing so is guaranteed to induce a spike in your ability to turn that frown upside down.
I am reading a great book right now that shoots down the propaganda that consuming dairy builds strong bones and prevents bone fracture, because, duh....it doesn't. Does it surprise anyone that big business profits from the public believing that milk "Does a body good"? You don't need to be a scientist to figure this out.
1. If dairy consumption decreases the likelihood of bone fracture, then the U.S. should have the lowest rate of bone fracture because we consume more dairy than any other nation.
2. We don't.
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